i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
tumblr when everyone’s at school and I’m at home
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
reblog if you a lil’ angry
Define a lil’ angry
all out of saltine crackers and gas prices went up 18 cents