- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
(Source: admiraljaneway)
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
(Source: fueledbysmosh)
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
